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Sad Kids Can't Dance

from Anniversary by Team Goldie

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She's got a body like a battleship. She's got a booty like an aircraft carrier...and she's taking my crew alive.

Her clothes are soaked in sweat, her glasses are so wet with condensation. Oh, her body is exasperated and if you think you can take it get on the floor and start breakin' 'til the music stops. You're a fine piece of real estate and baby I want some land, some property. Oh properly address me the way you want me undressing you. Oh, what to do. L5's my crew and no we won't be stopping soon so it's time to use your dancing shoes.

All that I know is that 1.21 gigawatts will bring us back to home.

She's got a body like a battleship.
She's got a booty like an aircraft carrier.
She's got a body like a battleship.
Oh, her guns are a-blazing and the dance floor's burning.
Oh, she's the belle of the ball and she's a-ring, ring, ringing.

...and now I'm back again so you can tell your friends that Goldie's on it. All the others are just simply flaunting. Tell me what you're really wanting, I'll try to provide that something if it's all you need. I'm the CEOh snap. Don't turn around but watch your back 'cause I'm just here to bring the facts, get ladies up out of their slacks so back up, here comes the fame. It's time to hop aboard my train and if you people feel me say my name.


from Anniversary, released October 4, 2005
Produced by Dave Rand and Matt DiStefano.
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Dave Rand.


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